Replaces these UISounds:<br>

<p>Monty Python Holy Grail sounds</p>
<p>BASIC UI SOUNDS:<br/>
Alarm: Arthur…Arthur… (god speaking)<br/>
Charging: I'm getting better! No you're not you'll be stone dead in a moment!<br/>
Lock Screen: Run Awaaay! Run Awaaayyy!<br/>
Sent Mail: Cow-ta-pult noise<br/>
New Mail: Message for you sir!<br/>
Received Message: A shrubbery!<br/>
Sent Message: Nuuuu!<br/>
SMS 1: Bring out your dead!<br/>
SMS 2: We have found a witch! May we burn her?<br/>
SMS 3: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!<br/>
SMS 4: And after the spanking, the oral sex!<br/>
SMS 5: I fart in your general direction!<br/>
SMS 6: Movie Theme<br/>
Typing Sound: Horse gallop (Cocoanuts)<br/>
Unlock Screen: Right! Charrrrrge!<br/>
Voicemail: TaDaaaaaa (Castle Augh theme)</p>
<p>Photoshutter: NI!<br/>
Begin taking video: Peng!<br/>
Stop taking video: Neee-Wong!</p>
<p>Facetime Call: Helllllooooo?! (Arthur at the French Castle)<br/>
FaceTime call started: Hallo? Who ees eet? (French Taunter)<br/>
Call Dropped/ended: Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!</p>
<p>Begin Voice Command: Come Patsy!<br/>
Ambiguous Voice Command: None shall pass!<br/>
Confirm: So be it!<br/>
No Match: I move for no man!<br/>
Cancel: We'll call it a draw!</p>
<p>Shake to Shuffle: SPLAT! (Herbert falling from the tall tower)</p>

AND all of the extra SMS tones as well!<br>
Only made for iOS4 but it should work on iOS5 as well...